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"I only fuck bitches from the back, son."

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Only your friends will tell you/do horrible things to you in your sleep.

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"Mom, Barkley's acting like Uncle Steve again."

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Right?? Like, lizards are NOT affectionate.

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Smells better than 99% of air fresheners.

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I can tell Natalie really wants this one. And you know what? An enthusiastic "please" can get you pretty far with me… If you know what I mean.

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The dogs get steak, because they haven't ruined my sex life.

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What's next, my uncle peeing on a fire hydrant? (Get it? Because my uncle molested me.)

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In his final years, it was rumored Mr. Armstrong had trouble letting go of the past.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

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"You're not gonna be great at walking on the Moon, Bruno. Try to go #2 now if you can."

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