doggy-style

"That's how YOU were born, Timmy. Except there was slightly less romance involved."

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I can't believe my dad got a tattoo!

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Maxillary down, coccyx up.  That's the way we like to fuck.

We received nearly 1,500 comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

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Still waiting for his girlfriend's orgasm.

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Shit.  I forgot to walk the dog.  Wait here.  I'll be back in like 30 minutes.

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