dogs

He's not really sniffing that pole. He's just pretending not to know his owner.

[via Acid Cow]

Here at the Tosh blog, we get thousands of e-mails a day, all asking the same thing: "How can I spice up the relationship between me and my dog?" Good news! We may have found a cure for your canine-related blues.

Now that's a "HOT" "DOG!"

I'd like to take THIS one to the "pound", if you know what I mean! (Have sex with it.)

This one just seems sad. A.K.A. is the sexiest one of all! HELLO!

Jokes I didn't use in this post:

More like "All Dogs Go To HARD-ON!"
This one's giving me a total "Milk-BONER!"
I am literally jerking off to these pantyhose-wearing dogs!

Okay, that's it.

[via Laughing Squid]

My favorite part is how sad they seem.

[via SmallDogBreed]

"Dogs and cashmere is a great combination. Daniel does it well." -André Leon Talley

I know, it's all you can talk about. Where did he get that awesome scarf? WHO MAKES THOSE FINGERLESS GLOVES?! Daniel's Tuesday wardrobe is your Wednesday must-have.

Tonight Daniel wore a Neiman Marcus color block cashmere sweater, Raleigh Denim, and Adidas high tops. As you can see the audience loves it. Also they want to go on a W-A-L-K.

We ride or die or adopt puppies together.

[via The Chive]

The dogs get steak, because they haven't ruined my sex life.

[via Daily Dawdle]

Sure, this seems weird, until you realize that dog is dead.

[via Izismile]

And yet when I walk around like this, I get arrested.

[via Izismile]

"I pet my cat once in 1998. Isn't that enough?!"

[via I Am Bored]

"I miss you already. Please don't go."

"I have to, Baby."

"But-"

"I'll be back in a couple days. I love you."

"I- I love you too. Be safe."

"Don't forget to record House Hunters International."

[via Stupid Videos]