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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 14, 2010 at 12:00PM

Last Friday, we showed you "Corgis Run On Treadmill" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 10, 2010 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 10, 2010 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Corgis Run On Treadmill."  The video is too cute and the name ain't funny.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote was Paul in one of our closest polls ever — decided by just 8 votes.  His title of "That ocean must not have jacked off in a while" just edged out "It was cool… until the rainbow showed up… then it was gay."  Congrats, Paul!  Feel free to celebrate by pleasuring yourself!

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Doggy UN

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 30, 2010 at 12:00PM

We received over eight hundred comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!  (Turns out you guys didn't love Doggy UN.  I don't blame you.)

This week's winning caption comes from one of our mobile users: ur mom.

To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSHSMOM to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

I haven't seen this many bitches since the finale of The Hills.

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

The Fans Won't Leave Me Alone

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 30, 2010 at 11:00AM

Quiet, bitches!!

I don't care how cute any of you are, I can't get you tickets to the Tosh Tour Twenty Ten.

Now, cute young women on the other hand, I would make some phone calls for.  I'm really just sick of taking puppies as dates to comedy shows.

[via Today's Big Thing]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Doggy UN

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 26, 2010 at 4:00PM

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

The resolution condemning cats passes by a resounding 192 – 0 vote.

Our Favorite Animal Posts

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 13, 2010 at 11:00AM

Where would the Internet be without funny animal stuff?  Clips of talking cats and dancing dogs are pretty much par for the course anytime you check out the latest viral videos.

Though Tosh.0 is more about a good vomit than a cute cat, we've definitely had our fair share of animal interactions.  Here are some of our favorites:

Goose Gets Revenge – Watching this guy get attacked by a goose gave Carly some serious sympathy… for the goose.

Pigeons Are People, Too – This pigeon riding the subway like a pro is one of our favorite non-cat or dog animal clips.

Talking Kitty – Remember when I had beef with Talking Kitty?  You don't??  Yeah, no one does, because Talking Kitty blows.

Sure It's Monday But… – I loved the image on this post so much I bought TheBestFuckingShitEver.com just to post it there.  Fuck your bad vibes bro.

Wiener Dog Drinking a Margarita – Margarita Dog is my all-time favorite clip on the Internet.  Period.

Above: Kitten in a Blender

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Bring Your Pet Into Your Insanity

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | April 9, 2010 at 11:00AM

People don't have to know what your life is like; that's why we have doors and curtains. It's also why we have the internet. Outside of being used for porn, weirdos use the internet to buy freaky baby/animal items for their pets, like this doggie high chair.

You ever see that old nutty lady pushing a stroller with her dog or cat inside around your neighborhood? This is what she's got attached to her table.

People are weird man. Get used to it. Check out more awesome insane pet items HERE.

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Viewer's Surprise Trust Falls

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 10, 2010 at 9:58PM

Tosh.0 viewers surprise their friends, relatives, and enemies with their complete and unequivocal trust.

We've been told to ask you to stop sending in your own Surprise Trust Fall videos because these things can be dangerous! But if you leave a link in the comment section, there's really nothing we can do about that.

Play Both Of Them Off

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | January 21, 2010 at 7:00PM

Keyboard Dog being played off by Keyboard Cat. Bravo, internet. I'm giving you a sitting ovation right now.

But internet, aren't you supposed to be faster than that? If you wanted to hop on the Keyboard Cat train, you're about a year too late. Sure, I'm posting this, so that'll give you about 53 more hits. But sooner than later, you're going to get lost in the shuffle of more serious internet business, like the latest FFFFU guy comic.

I appreciate your effort and understand if you've got a bad internet connection so it took you awhile to make and post this, but you're wasting your time. And mine, I might add. And just because you rarely let us down, internet, I'm going to give you a chance to redeem yourself. Let's not make this mistake again, okay little buddy? Go on, go outside and play with the rest of the web.

Let's see what you can come up with. Just stop playing the goddamn keyboard.

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