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Listen Up, Kids

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 10, 2014 at 10:00AM

…So you learn about supply and demand, and never give a BJ for less than twenty.

[via Reddit]

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Is It Blurry, Or Is Something Wrong With My Glasses?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 11, 2013 at 10:00AM

Seems to me like your prescription is 20s/20s. HEYO!

[via No Way Girl]

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How All Millionaires Dress

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 22, 2013 at 11:00AM

"Nope, nothing weird about this guy."-airport security

[via Izismile]

He Had Some Very Specific Requests

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 11, 2013 at 2:00PM

I hope there are strippers in heaven. Or at least a vending machine.

[via I Am Bored]

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'Stop.'-George Washington's Ghost

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 11, 2012 at 11:00AM

Just when you thought U.S. currency couldn't be worth any less.

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