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When those dolphins get divorced, who gets custody of the bellybutton ring?

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was Sweet Brown (above)
• We put 20 seconds on the clock for some sexy farm noises
• A dolphin gave birth
• We learned how the Killacycle got its name in this week's Video Breakdown
• And Daniel showed us how to talk to someone about something serious.

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Bomb By Boat (above)
• Farm Noises (@1:52)
• Dizzy Rope Swing
• Dolphin Birth
• Engineering Students Love Dancers
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Killacycle
• Ballgame Dick of the Week
• Web Redemption raw clip: Sweet Brown
• Fastest Man-gina
• The Reprimand

You've been given fair warning, fans of Heterosexual Dolphin Fireworks.

[Via The Chive]

That'll keep the pirates away.

[via The Chive]

We dug through every single comment looking for the best user submitted caption for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by the user Avatar.

Soon after, the whale had to inform the other animals
at Six Flags that he is a registered sex offender.

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSH to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Think you're funnier than Tosh.0? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Monday at 4pm when we'll post our favorite!

I never forgot the horror of my first kiss.