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Frozen Stiff

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 21, 2014 at 3:00PM

I think it goes without saying that these are Creamsicles.

[via Imgur]

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cock

dong

freezer

frozen

penis

popsicles

rocket pop

shape

treat

Your Bread Is Rising

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 15, 2014 at 5:00PM

"This baguette smells like it came straight from the gym."

[via Daily Garlic]

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baguette

bread

dong

France

french

fresh

head

loaf

penis

smell

sniff

Scarred For Life

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 29, 2013 at 1:00PM

"I have felt things that cannot be unfelt…"

[via Izismile]

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audience

basketball

crowd

dong

face

hit

innocence

kid

Knicks

mush

NBA

new york

out of bounds

save

wiener

Quick Draw McDildo

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 3, 2013 at 6:00PM

He'll kill you dead before you can say "Hey, is that a giant rubber dick?"

[via Scrotum Coat]

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cowboy

dildo

dong

duel

gun

gunslinger

quick draw

Spider-Wang

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 19, 2013 at 3:00PM

Wait, so where does he shoot his webs from?

[via Break]