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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 18

Yep, High School Was Rough

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 9, 2013 at 3:00PM

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You may know me by my stage name, "Throbbing Penile-Erection."

[via KULfoto]

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When In Rome

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 22, 2013 at 1:00PM

"I don't say this often, but 'Nice dong, Grandma.'"

[via Acid Cow]

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Sure, Dressing Like A Penis In Blackface SEEMS Like A Good Idea

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 24, 2012 at 1:00PM

Do you guys have an Asian version for my infant son?

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This Week's Raw Clips

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 30, 2012 at 1:20AM

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

What Tosh.0 Writer Joe Borden Is Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 3, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

I know what you're thinking, and you're right…

Getting to bring home all the leftover cow dong is an added perk of being a Tosh.0 writer.

If you want to follow Joe on Twitter, his handle is @joeborden.

And then tune in tonight for more cow penis!

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What Makes You Cranky When You Don't Get It?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 7, 2012 at 6:00PM

Judging by the other answers, I'm going to guess 5 is 'My Welfare Check'.

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A Christmas Package

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 10, 2010 at 4:00PM

Apparently it's not that cold in his sector of the North Pole…

[via CollegeHumor]

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