don't try this at home

Good sweet lord do not try this at home. What's wrong with you people?
MULTIPLE people sent this to me today. MULTIPLE.

More people sent this to me, in fact, than Keyboard Cat. At least the Keyboard Cat has something to show us: his amazing keyboard talent. This is just poor taste! You all need to chill out and think about your lives. This is worse than all of the thousands of penises on that site. Not a fan.

Well, look what we have here. Looks like you're interested in seeing "The Blob!" Or you've missed our season premiere completely and ended up on this site by random chance.

Either way, you're in luck. So how do you find this mysterious blob? Listen to Daniel's instructions above and find out for yourself. Godspeed!

Ever wonder what notes bank robbers slip to tellers when they're robbing a bank?
No?
Well that doesn't mean you won't be interested in reading them on Banknotes365.com.
CLICK THE LINK OR I'M GOING TO SHOOT.

Get it? This is my favorite one:

This is a bank robbery,
place 1 100.00 bill
on the counter
or I will shoot you.

Solid. It even has it's very own "random bank note generator" so you can write up your note and rob away!

(Don't rob banks. It's a bad idea. But it is fun to see the dumb notes they pass and see that most of them failed. Failure is hilarious!)

[link via Neatorama]

Unfortunately, when you're trying to recreate a web video with multiple takes, not everyone is as patient as you'd like them to be.