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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

We Get It, You're Tired

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 18, 2013 at 11:00AM

I agree, doorknobs are SO much work.

[via Acid Cow]

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Keep Those Eyes Peeled

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 30, 2012 at 3:00PM

Glass, why you gotta be so clear?!

[via Hell.tv]

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LOL

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Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 22, 2012 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "Cute Staffy dog tries to get through a door with a rake in his mouth!(ORIGINAL!)" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

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Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 17, 2012 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Cute Staffy dog tries to get through a door with a rake in his mouth!(ORIGINAL!)."  The dog is stupid.  That's funny, right?  Actually it gets old pretty quickly.  But you'll make it funny with your titles.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was John Echeverria with his title "FAKE… Asian people can't drive."  It's funny because it plays off an Asian stereotype.  Congratulations, John!

[via Viral Viral Videos]

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Your Ex-Girlfriend's Favorite News Station

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 11, 2012 at 5:00PM

Fair and balanced is not that bitch's style.

[via izismile]

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ABC News

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cunt

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Your Cat Is a Total Dick

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 17, 2012 at 1:00PM

It's your own damn fault.  Who attaches the door stop to the door??

Attach it to the wall like a normal, functioning member of society.

[via Gawker]

Use The Other Door

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 10, 2012 at 6:00PM

Gilbert Gottfried is still really upset about being fired.

[via reddit]

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AFLAC

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Let's All Get To Know Dan Murphy

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 9, 2012 at 3:00PM

He deserved it.

[via Buzzfeed]

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child

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dan murphy

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Get Your Friday Off to the Least Productive Start Ever

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 27, 2012 at 10:00AM

Step 1) Click the image above
Step 2) When it opens in a new window, click again
Step 3) Seven hours later, clock out of work and enjoy your weekend.

[via Reddit / source garyc]

The World's Most Helpful Doormat

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 5, 2011 at 11:00AM

This doormat is a pretty sweet idea.

Problem is, in this picture, it's facing the wrong way.

Now, instead of a reminder on the way out, it's telling you the three things you're coming back for after you left the house way too fucking high.

[via The Awesomer]

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cell phone

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