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I don't get it: He loves hockey, but he hates getting scared shitless.

[via EPICponyz]

We've all heard the stereotype about Asian women drivers, but turns out they have trouble with public transportation as well.

In the future, ma'am, you can feel free to just pull the cord and we'll open the door for you instead of trying to shove your head through it.

[via I Am Bored]

That was for all my kicked-down brothers.

[via TBT]

Yeah, keys totally suck.  I would greatly prefer having a phone book full of doors' phone numbers.

"Oh, hi, door.  How are you doing?  Just calling to see if you wouldn't mind closing  for me.  Oh, you'll close?  Great.  Thanks, door.  You want me to bring you something back from Starbucks?  No?  Okay!  Talk to you when I get back in 2 minutes and have to get let back in!  Bye, door."

[via BuzzFeed]

Cut out the middle man.  That's what I always say…

This is the point of the Internet.  Anyone can see something absurd and immediately  share it with the world.

This photo is one of the greatest things I've ever seen in my entire life and I didn't even have to go anywhere to see it.  All I had to do is sit on my lazy ass at work and search the Internet (which is what I am here to do) and click on a link on Reddit entitled "Pure Laziness."

And as I laugh, I must question, "Who is truly the lazy one here?"  At least that dude is out proppin' open doors, gettin' things done…

[via Reddit]

Last Friday, we showed you "Giant Tortoise Too Giant for Doggy Door" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

Literal titles are the worst.  "Giant Tortoise Too Giant for Doggy Door" does a good job describing this video, but it avoids touching on the subtext.  What about the subtext!?

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote was Davesucks who wrote, "In Ireland, that's called going to bed."  Ah, racism…  Works every time to win over Tosh.0 fans.  Congratulation, Davesucks!  Let's hope that Dave really does suck.

Oh my god!  That's amazing!

I've never seen such a shitty door in all my life!

Last Friday, we showed you "Man Escapes Epic Truck Crash" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Man Escapes Epic Truck Crash."  That seems a bit on the long and not-so-fun side.  We can do better.  (I hope.)

Think you got a funnier name for this video?  Let us know in the comments!  Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

We had another close contest in this week's Rename This Video Vote.  "4xWhore" from David — a late selection to be in the competition, I might add — earned the right to be this week's winner.  It's like 4×4, but instead of the second "4," David replaced it with the word "whore," which rhymes.  People love rhymes and people love whores!  It's a perfect combination, David!