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We received over 1,000 comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Logan.

"Excuse me.  Do you plan on pressing charges
against the person who touched your knob?"

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back Monday at 4 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

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So here's a video of him walking into a revolving door.

(I walked into a parking meter on Sunday so this video brings me extra joy.)

Ha! That's what you get!

[via Crushable]

Laughing at other people's pain is that much more enjoyable when you can make awful stereotypes about that person.  It creates detachment which can lessen your natural instinct for empathy.  I learned all this from that Austrian Sigmund Freud.  We all know Austrians are long-winded nincompoops.  What a jerk!

Anyway, here you go, Melder: "The country Arab guy that couldn't figure out the sliding glass door."

We've been anxiously awaiting the opportunity to get more hate mail from Pakistan.

Let us know your favorite video in the comments so we can use it next week!

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

"Why haven't The Doors released a new album in over three decades?!"

Apparently, breaking glass doors is the latest craze.

Fresh on the heels of our Video Breakdown featuring a man busting through an automatic glass door, here comes another lunatic dumping glass on her head the old fashioned way… by breaking through a pane of it.

But be careful, kids, just because something is a trend doesn't mean you should try it.  At least that's the lesson I learned from Lady GaGa.

[via UniqueDaily]

Here's a silly little test that has started to make the rounds on the ol' Interwebs…

From Bits & Pieces:

"Which way is the bus traveling? To the left or to the right?

Pre-schoolers all over the United States were shown this picture and asked the same question. See what answer 90% of the pre-schooler?s gave."

The answer: Neither.  There is no left or right in outer space and that's the only place where a bus could float above it's wheels like that.

Duh!!

I'm lying to you.  They say the answer is to the left ?because you can?t see the door to get on the bus.?

Yeah, because the bus is drawn with such impeccable accuracy outside of that small fact.  Here's a better question: "Who the hell thinks that is what a bus looks like??"

I'm calling urban legend-type BS on this whole thing.

[via Blame It On the Voices]

Yesterday someone uploaded this video of a cat opening a door.

Wow. That took forever and he barely even got that thing open.

Human beings FTW:

Now that's how you open an F'ing door!