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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• This might be the sexiest video on YouTube. The simplicity of it!
• A deer plowed through a bus window and lived to tell his deer friends about it.
• An inmate is suing Taco Bell for stealing his idea for the Doritos Locos shell. I believe him because if I were in jail I'd be coming up with great Doritos inventions as well.
• This power lift is 100% beast mode. Russia.
• What happens to the losing team's championship shirts? You will not be surprised by this.
• Don't be afraid of love!! God dammit this is a good video.
• Rihanna LOVES fingering herself. What! That's what her shirt says!
• A man robbed a store. His defense is that the store's called Finders Keepers. Fair argument, case dismissed.
• A dog is crying while watching Mufasa die in The Lion King. I feel you, bro.
• And a shopping cart fail compilation. It's as if the only thing they're good for is holding your groceries.

[photo via Barstool]

Now if they could just make a Natty Light with dirty beer pong water already mixed in.

[via reddit]

Spreading like wildfire on the web, news that Taco Bell has been test marketing tacos that have shells made out of Nacho Cheese Doritos.

Called "Doritos Locos Tacos" — probably because you'd be crazy not to immediately fly to whichever cities are currently blessed with these holy creations — you can get a sneak peak of a customer eating one above.

As he states in the video, "It's everything I expected and more."

Oh, so you mean it's like having a million and one taste bud orgasms shooting through your face hole!!?!  Because that's one more taste bud orgasm than I'd expect to have.

[via Foodbeast]