douche bags

Holy Taco has "25 People With Horrible Fake Tans"! You already know how much we love douches on the web!

I'm not going to lie. This is a total photo-dump. There's no actual original content here and some of the photos aren't even that much of a "horrible fake tan," but with 25 fake tan images all in one place — you're bound to find something that will inspire some laughter.

And we have permission to laugh at them. As long as they're allowed to laugh in 40 years when Holy Taco publishes "25 Horrible People Who Didn't Use Sunless Tanner and Now Have Skin Cancer".

I know I talked about douchebags online yesterday- how to spot them, track them, find them, etc.  But I forgot to mention this amazing product I found that is perfect for one of those buffoons: the Jager Bomb cup.

Why does the internet allow things like this to exist and be distributed?!  How many douchebags are out there drinking out of these things!?

My only answer is that it must hate to spill nasty liquor/energy drinks on all those Ed Hardy crystal-encrusted tattoo tees.  Gah.