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Check out the legs on that Japanese Schoolgrandpa.

(And yes, his pigtails are made from his beard.)

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What's she supposed to do, hold it?

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"I don't say this often, but 'Nice dong, Grandma.'"

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"Oh, this? It's just laundry day. Also, I enjoy running marathons dressed as Wonder Woman."

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Realizing it was Thursday basically felt like being in a leotard, running up to a spring board, and dragging my face across a gymnastics wedge.

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Rough day? Problem solved.

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There seems to be a very dirty pile of 1st grader on the floor.

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Hmm? Do ya? Do ya?

Wait, real quick. Before you answer. I have to tell you something.

It's James Franco! Illustrious masturbator, fiction writer, and soap opera star James Franco!

I definitely thought it was vampire spokeswoman Nan Flanagan from True Blood. I mean, they are twins.

I'm not sure what's worse. Being the woman James Franco looks like when he's dressed in drag or being James Franco and looking this much like a woman when dressed in drag.

Or being you. And thinking she's totally hot.

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…Sean Penn will find you. And he'll make you reapply his lipgloss.

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