drama

Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

When I told my boyfriend I'd maybe try butt stuff…

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"And when we come back, YOU ALL GET VASELINE!!!!!" -Tyra, laughing all the way to the bank.

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This viral marketing stunt is actually pretty cool.

Comedy Central goes the less obvious route. We put small cracks in sidewalks. Then people trip and you laugh.

YOUR DAILY DOSE OF COMEDY FROM COMEDY CENTRAL.

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The day after Halloween seems to be a bad day for Internet news. I want to give you something memorable. I want to find today's big thing but it doesn't exist. Today's big thing is too busy removing its Halloween make-up to do anything worth sharing.

So instead of posting some new awesome meme, I'm posting this. It's the Inception button. And it instantly adds drama and excitement to anything. Even a day like today. Click here.

BRRRAAAAHHHM.

I never understood why they called this the Cable-Satellite "Public Affairs" Network, until now.

Shit, Todd Seavey! Your affairs just got real public.

That was like watching an episode of Grey's Anatomy, except everyone was ugly and his monologue was well-delivered.

So it was actually nothing like watching Grey's Anatomy.

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REMIX!

I never thought I'd see the day where I felt bad for George Costanza, but it's arrived. Best remix on the internet?
For me it is.

Maybe it's because my two best friends in college called me Elaine. But that could be because I can't dance.

Maybe I don't love this video like I thought I did.

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CSI hating is nothing new.  The show has a number of memes dedicated to its mockery.

The show basically elicits one of two responses: People who love the techno-babble-laced drama so much they've earned it a spin-off set in every major metropolitan area in America, and people who despise the show because it so greatly sensationalizes and fictionalizes modern crime fighting that the general public hasn't been this misled since they thought Sherlock Holmes was a real person.

Personally, I don't care about most TV dramas.  If I wanted to completely waste an hour of my week, every week, all winter long, I'd sign up for television writing course at my local community college.

But as a man who spends way too much of his life on the Internet, the above screen grab is a pretty sad attempt at imitating reality.  Come on, CSI, an 18 digit IP address??

How hard is it to make an IP address look even remotely real?  Having 18 numbers in your IP address would be the IRL equivalent of a 14 digit phone number or a 30 digit MasterCard.

Luckily for CSI, since their average viewer is 75 years old, these people are still used to dialing the operator to make a phone call and paying at the grocery store with a check, so this whole post has gone over their head.

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