dramatic

Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

When I told my boyfriend I'd maybe try butt stuff…

[via YouTube]

"I miss you already. Please don't go."

"I have to, Baby."

"But-"

"I'll be back in a couple days. I love you."

"I- I love you too. Be safe."

"Don't forget to record House Hunters International."

[via Stupid Videos]

A seventh grader's Facebook page is dramatic enough. But when you add a thrilling score and soap opera acting, it becomes almost as tragic as all of my high school friends' Facebook pages.

Tell me more about your baby daddy! He's not paying child support again? Fuck him and his new Camry! And his coworker from Albertson's you saw riding in it! You tell that dickwad off, Sara! I'm just going to start playing some background music.

[via VVV]

Shhh! James Franco is acting.

[via Vulture]

Was that James Franco on General Hospital? Or just a very talented dog?

[via VVV]

At least they're using the phone! So many TV shows rely on the drama of the doorstep. Like Friday Night Lights. Did you guys watch FNL? Amazing show.

But they never used telephones. Someone was always showing up on someone else's doorstep with something important to say. And if they didn't answer, they'd sit there.

You're still not going to call?? Maybe he's just at the grocery store? He doesn't know you're here, waiting to tell him you're pregnant. He would come straight home if he did. Give the guy a heads up!

Oh, you're driving hours to see your ex-boyfriend right now without any warning? That sounds like a good plan. At no point in this 6 hour drive did you think to maybe call him and be like, hey, I'm headed your way. Straight to your doorstep. Hopefully you're home and not in bed with someone else. Because I'm driving to your apartment. Right now. Luckily I have this cellphone to warn you of my impending arrival.

Nope.

TV characters never say goodbye either. But that's because it's hard to get the last word in when there's a door slamming in your face.

[via Film Drunk]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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Oh…  Wow….  An eagle…

It took you three and a half years to get us from a chipmunk to an eagle?

Allow me to prepare my best slow clap.

Bravo.

Where's the girl who pitched 8 ounces of Dasani at Bieber's head when we need her? Calling any and all water bottle hurlers to set!

Someone needs to stop this, with or without blunt force trauma.