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No, Isaac. That's what your HEADSTONE will look like. You'll look much worse.

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"Actually, her spelling is fine."-this girl's whore mother

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I'd be spending my gold coins on cheesy gordito crunches, anyway.

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Mom, my principal is on the phone. She wants to know if you want to get drinks.

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Run that shit through Instagram and it'll be Facebook gold.

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Congratulations to UCBComedy, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week featuring the work of director Nate Smith, writers/actors Anthony King & Jim Santangeli, and producers Julie Gomez & Todd Bieber.

If you missed it or can't get enough of "Bored Cops: Still Life," check out the video above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

She actually wasn't that upset until the manager pulled out the free penis she had won.

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Just don't try your key in the wrong keyhole.

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Clearly Jack is not from Mobile, Alabama.

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Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

Daniel learns the ins and outs of being an awful artist in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.