dreadlocks

I know it looks gross but it smells amazing.

[via Izismile]

He's smarter than he looks. There's actually a baby under there.

[va The Chive]

He was just trying to fit in to the Valley High yearbook.

[via izismile]

He just came from a job interview. Nailed it!

[via I am Bored]

Did you know that if you slow down a water balloon popping, you can see the water hold in the shape of the balloon for a moment? Crazy huh?

Did you know that if you slow down a golfball being hit, you can see it compress to like 3/4 the size?

How 'bout this one? Did you know that if you slow down a metalhead freak flipping his dreadlocks, absolutely nothing interesting happens?

You're missing the point of slow-motion. It's supposed to be so I can see something I didn't the first time — maybe the momentary look of terror on your face as you get owned in a mosh pit. I see no such enjoyment factor in your attempt at the slow-mo hair moves of a L'Oreal Paris commercial. (Though, I quite liked the Trampled Cheerleader's crack at it at the end of her web redemption.)

This video is also accompanied by the dude's song "Rag Tag Flag." I can understand why he'd use this tactic to promote it. "Freak On a Leash" proved that heavey metal plus a slow-motion video is a winning combination… if you want to be on TRL in the 90s and then never heard from ever again.