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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

'Dread' Is The Singular For 'Dreads' Right?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 6, 2013 at 10:00AM

dread

I know it looks gross but it smells amazing.

[via Izismile]

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I Can Be Done Blogging Today. Found The Winner.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 30, 2013 at 12:00PM

DON'T GET THEM WET YOU'LL RUIN THEM.

Unlike Skrillex's hair, which was made for absorbing liquid.

[via Failblog]

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Safety First?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 24, 2013 at 10:00AM

He's smarter than he looks. There's actually a baby under there.

[va The Chive]

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I Hear This Is The New Penalty For Not Voting

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 6, 2012 at 2:00PM

OK but when does the wrestling match start?

[via The Chive]

Life, One Day At A Time

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 4, 2012 at 10:00AM

Lemme guess: kid in the argyle sweater spilled bong water on the kid with dreads' computer.

[via Izismile]

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Picture Day

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 23, 2012 at 1:00PM

He was just trying to fit in to the Valley High yearbook.

[via izismile]

Rapunzel, Mon

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 13, 2012 at 5:00PM

He just came from a job interview. Nailed it!

[via I am Bored]

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dreads

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Bacon or Beer Can

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 22, 2009 at 4:42PM

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The Internet used to be about one thing: wasting time.

Back before online banking and eBay and instructional how-to videos and Segway repair forums, a website was just full of some dumb crap that made you giggle.

Thus, I bring you "BACON or BEER CAN."

Little known fact about this site: It never gets old.

[via The Daily What]

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