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This one was free with the purchase of some milk!

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This guy is either super cool or he just enjoys peeing on KitKats.

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Kind of embarrassing that her mom still packs her jacket.

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Richard Branson dressed up like a lady. Turns out he has great legs. 
• Animal Livestreams! Go ahead. Watch baby ducks all day.
• Goldblumings might be the best single-topic tumblr ever.
• Meet wheelie man. He does wheelies like, all the time.
• Hot girls wash cars with their boobs. Women's rights!
• Kanye West ran his face into a sign, promptly flips the fuck out.
• Everyone wants to live on Mars, which is weird because Mars looks boring as shit.
• Mind the gap is all about girl's butts in underwear. I'm really delivering the T&A today.
• A woman got arrested on a flight and wouldn't stop singing I Will Always Love You. I honestly don't see the problem here.
• And here's what a missed connection in Alaska looks like. Hint: birding.

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It's rare you can do a cavity search just by looking at someone.

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• White Will Smith. What the WHAT.
• Meanwhile, At McDonalds… People are disgusting human beings.
• The Dress Drake App is exactly what you'd expect. You dress Drake.
• A guy tries to break a car window with his head. Nope.
• How old is Jay-Z? Well he's from the 19th century, if that answers your question.
• Girls love mirrors. Guys love girls' bodies. Here are girl's bodies in mirrors.
• Ryan Gosling not eating his cereal, because it's Friday and I dare you not to smile at this.
• This parakeet's got a lot to say. Weird that he's never heard the phrase, "shut the fuck up".
• Is this the dumbest tweet ever? Thanks, Dwight Howard.
• 25 best pro wrestling glamour shots. Feathers and glitter and shit.
• And a bonus link! The excuse generator. I swear it wasn't my fault, the ghost of Hitler came on me.

It's not a dick. It's Miss Pac-Man EATING a dick.

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Dressing yourself: sounds easy, doesn't it? Well for most of the population, putting together a simple, non-humiliating combination of clothes is virtually impossible. For example, did you know that 99% percent of the population wears leopard-print leotards EVERY SINGLE DAY? It's true. That's why we at the Tosh blog have compiled 10 of the worst fashion crimes available on the internet. Think of it as a cautionary tale. YOU'RE WELCOME.

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Figures he'd sit next to the pink curtains.

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He's nuts for nature.

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