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Paris Hilton sure got old quick.

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Hey watch it- my mom is in the Midwest and she carves pumpkins too.

But I gotta say, that's pretty incredible. And check out everyone who channeled Daniel through the art of costume after the jump! more...

Tron Guy Jay Maynard is a favorite of ours here at the Tosh.0 blog.  Primarily because he's achieved fame without really doing anything other than wearing a Tron costume.

Every year, millions of people dress up in costumes and never get any recognition for their efforts.  But there's something about that Tron costume…

So I'm surprised it took so long for someone to realize that if they dressed their dog up in a Tron costume and called the thing Tron Dog, they too could bask in the niche market that is Internet Tron costume fame.

And for those of you who take the time to watch this video and ask yourself why is "Tron" Dog playing Donkey Kong and Excitebike, obviously you're missing the point that Tron Dog is inherently idiotic, and therefore, has no reason to conform to any sort of logic.  Such is the beauty of Tron costume fame: It follows a logic unto itself.

But, alas, It'll probably be a short run in the limelight for Tron Dog anyway.  Tron Cat is already on his heels.  And though Tron Hedgehog yields no image results yet, I have faith the Internet will make it happen.

Ah, screw it.  I'll just handle it:

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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

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This whacko couple dresses their chickens in tuxedos, sombreros, and even Gone with the Wind-inspired attire.

Why? Because they're fucking crazy. That's why.

Instead of toting pictures of their human grandchildren around town to show friends, they bring photos of their costumed chickens.

Umm… I guess putting a Harley Davidson jacket on a chicken could be a fun pastime for some. Personally, I'd rather dress my chickens in lettuce, tomato, and a bun. And chickens look really cute when you pose them next to a pile of waffle-cut fries.

[via BWE]

It's clothes for weiners.

Listen — and this is for all men out there — if any woman goes home with you, and you take off your pants to reveal genitalia that's been dressed up like a Barbie doll, we're out. No if, ands, or buts. Or peens.

The only place someone can sell dick outfits is online, because WHO BUYS A $45 OUTFIT FOR THEIR JUNK?

That's all I'm going to say about this. Carry on.

[via Dapper Dicks]