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Planet Of The Grapes

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 18, 2013 at 11:00AM

 

They used to let him drink Mountain Dew before he ripped that lady's face off.

[via Live Leak]

That Looks Super Duper Sanitary

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 18, 2013 at 10:00AM

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Just don't confuse the drinking tub with the enema tub.

[via Izismile]

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tube

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Worst Groupon Ever

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 10, 2013 at 5:00PM

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Next week: Free jalapeño poppers with proof of abortion!

[via Uber Humor]

Tags: 

beer

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drink

plan b

pregnancy

Pregnant

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It's About Time

Posted by: Matt Koff | June 5, 2013 at 10:00AM

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My main complaint about pizza: "it's not frozen and vomity enough."

[via Break]

Happy Weekend, Drink Responsibly

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 31, 2013 at 2:00PM

Yoga is so much harder when you're an alcoholic douchebag.

[via BroBible]

Your Taxes Are Done! You Deserve A Drink.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 16, 2013 at 10:00AM

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Sure, most of our readers are too young to do their taxes, but that doesn't mean I didn't have to and it certainly doesn't mean you can't enjoy this photo.

[via The Chive]

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Any Takers?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 1, 2013 at 2:00PM

Weird choice of shirt for a family reunion.

[via Izismile]

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drink

fuck

party time

shirt

t-shirt

weekend

This Person Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 8, 2013 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

When you're dehydrated, every second counts.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Barstool]

Tags: 

bottle

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famous

fast

omg

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this guy is just great

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Want Some Chocolate Milk? It's Homemade

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 14, 2012 at 2:00PM

This has been my post-workout power move for years.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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ad

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Here's One Way To Quench Your Thirst

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 10, 2012 at 1:00PM

His lunch is in the stalls.

[via Break]

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drink

ew

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quench

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