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Gotta Stay Hydrated

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 11, 2014 at 10:00AM

It's worse when you realize that's homeless person pee.

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dirty water

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ew

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hydrate

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lick

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puddle water

water

Arr! You Fall Asleep With Your Shoes On

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 28, 2014 at 10:00AM

It's okay, my boyfriend makes the same face when I start to talk about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

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Now That's My Kinda Bloody Mary

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 25, 2014 at 10:00AM

"And then I'll do the mozzarella sticks to start, and a philly cheesesteak, please."

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crazy

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food

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WoW

Fine, I'll Have ONE Glass

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 4, 2014 at 4:00PM

That'd go really well with my 6-foot bong from college.

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big

depth

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wine

Am I Doing This Right?

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 19, 2014 at 3:00PM

He promised he'd stop drinking, but he never said anything about getting hammered through skin absorption.

 

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