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TOSH.0 BLOG Monday, May 20

Your Taxes Are Done! You Deserve A Drink.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 16, 2013 at 10:00AM

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Sure, most of our readers are too young to do their taxes, but that doesn't mean I didn't have to and it certainly doesn't mean you can't enjoy this photo.

[via The Chive]

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Any Takers?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 1, 2013 at 2:00PM

Weird choice of shirt for a family reunion.

[via Izismile]

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This Person Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 8, 2013 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

When you're dehydrated, every second counts.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Barstool]

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Want Some Chocolate Milk? It's Homemade

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 14, 2012 at 2:00PM

This has been my post-workout power move for years.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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Here's One Way To Quench Your Thirst

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 10, 2012 at 1:00PM

His lunch is in the stalls.

[via Break]

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Things That Exist: Glazed Donut Vodka

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 5, 2012 at 6:00PM

The most important drink of the day.

[via IHC]

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Perfectly Normal Dude Drinks 6 Raw Eggs with the Shells

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 17, 2012 at 4:00PM

Our good friend Shoenice, who you might remember from chugging a bottle of vodka, is back.  This time he chugs six raw eggs with the shells.

It seems like it went down pretty easy.

Not sure it's going to come out that way.

[via VVV]

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Someone Drank A Milkshake At 100 MPH

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 13, 2012 at 6:00PM

So there's that.

The top YouTube comment pretty much sums up my feelings on the matter:

[via Stuff]

HOLY SH*T YOU GUYS IT'S ICED TEA BEER

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 9, 2012 at 3:00PM

Looks like we're all going to have to take a trip to Canada because Coors is unveiling a new iced-tea flavored beer there next month.

"Coors Light is the world's most refreshing beer," Coors CEO Peter Swinburn said. "Iced tea is the world's most refreshing non-alcoholic drink."

Both somewhat accurate statements. It only makes sense to combine them into one extremely refreshing beverage!

You'll never be thirsty again! Either because you're so damn refreshed or because your mouth no longer trusts what you're putting in it.

[via IHC]

Happy Hour

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 21, 2012 at 5:00PM

How many 1st drinks can I order?

[via IHC]

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