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Gotta Stay Hydrated

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 11, 2014 at 10:00AM

It's worse when you realize that's homeless person pee.

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Drinking Buddies

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 23, 2014 at 2:00PM

Can't believe a parent would allow this to happen knowing cats are lactose intolerant.

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Holy Ghost, I'm Hammered

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 17, 2014 at 11:00AM

"Patrick was a saint, right? Let's toast him 'til we see God!"

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10 St. Patrick's Day Standards

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

The only holiday that legally requires you to get blackout drunk is nearly upon us, so we thought we'd take a few moments to remind you of its greatness before you drown your liver in a green beer monsoon.

Anyone who denies that there's at least a little magic in this day need only to look at the picture above to remember that hammered lady-kisses are just one of the many wonders St. Patrick bestows upon us each and every year.

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Death On The Rocks

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 12, 2013 at 3:00PM

Why forget last night when you can forget last month?

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