drinking

Three drunk guys stealing a penguin — Australian for "gaaaaaaaaay."

[via Gawker]

The Hunger Games came out last night at midnight. Did you go? Did you love it? OMG, Katniss! Did she use her bow and arrow? Is Peeta okay? Fuckin' Effie! Right?

No? You were drinking?

Okay, how about the Hungover Games then. Every future is a dystopian future when you drink as much as you do.

[FoD]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Yes, get a cat.

Last Thursday, we showed you "Cat Drinking Beer" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Cat Drinking Beer."  Nothing beats beer and pussy!  Now you can't use that joke.  Do better.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was WhyImPissedOff with his/her/its title, "All the other kids eating puffed up Kix better run, better run, faster than my iguana…."  It's funny because it references a well-known song from pop culture!  Congrats, WhyImPissedOff!

Yes, Wisconsin has the highest percentage, but South Dakota and Tennessee were so fucking hammered they forgot to even fill out the report.

[source The Daily / via The High Definite]

…but then I pulled my T-shirt off my face.  Now I can drink fine.

[via Izismile]

This flask holds a whopping 64 ounces (that's a half gallon) of booze.

It's the only flask on the market that will get you through the movie New Year's Eve!

[via werd]

Looks like someone's prepared for the end of finals week.

[via I-A-B]

Now grandma can cross "Ruin our game of beer pong" off her bucket list.

[Party Rehabb via Pleated Jeans]