drinks

Oh, she's definitely getting laid tonight.

[via The Chive]

Can you believe this drink only costs 8 bucks and your dignity?

[Via Izismile]

"So, let's see… Tip a dollar a drink… Here's your THREE DOLLARS, BRO."

[via VVV]

And by the time he properly gets a straw into one of them, he'll have none left.

[via juliasegal]

If you can't get your hands on Lester's Buffalo Wing Soda, you could always just bottle your vomit after a night of hot wings and Buds and it would probably taste the same.

[via IHC]

A bar in Washington has created an Internet meme-specific drink menu.

Where's the Toshtini?  They can't get their hands on bottled water, tap water and Lymon?

Or what about my new concoction, the Tosh.0 Blogger?  10 beers, 2 bottles of red wine, drink one after another at breakneck speed, wake up the next morning and realize you are still alive, repeat.

[via journo-fascist profiteer]

In a previous life, I worked as a beer writer, so I'm familiar with Scotland's BrewDog and their often over-the-top antics, including brewing a number of the world's strongest beers and occasionally stuffing them into the bodies of dead animals.

But putting Viagra in a beer?!?  That's just…  BRILLIANT.

Because you know what's an awesome cure for whiskey dick?  HAVING ANOTHER BEER.

Also, America, can we step up our game?  We get in a tizzy because Four Loko has caffeine and ban it.  Meanwhile, the UK is putting pharmaceutical drugs in their beers.  Yeah, our "freedom" seems a lot cooler than their "socialist society."  Good work, team USA.  Let's celebrate with a Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi.

[via The High Definite / see more about Royal Virility Performance at BrewDog]

Last Friday, we showed you "Camel Drinks a Coke" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Camel Drinks a Coke."  Not as good as the video "Camel Snorts Coke," but this one will have to suffice for now.  At least until I find a camel and my FlipCam.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of Tuesday's Rename This Video Vote was Bruce Meyer with his caption "I've had it with these mother f***in penguins on this mother f***in plane!"  Ha!  I don't get it.  I've never seen that movie.  Congratulations, Bruce!

This video is called "Bunnies in Cups."  If you can't do any better than that, you really shouldn't even be on this blog because your sense of humor may be deficient.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote was Stephen with his title, "Who says you can't still have fun in the Gulf of Mexico?"  At least I'm assuming that's what won the vote.  You see, I've been in Colombia for the past three days doing a massive amount of… wedding… so I wrote this post days ahead of time.  But it's late Tuesday night and Stephen has a 15% point lead.  That's good enough for me.  But you can double check the actual final results here, if you want.