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I'm not going to say this parody of the movie "Drive" is actually better than the movie itself. But that's just because I always want to be on Ryan Gosling's good side.

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Maybe it's just me because I work at Tosh.0 and am also a terrible human being, but when I see a steering wheel break off in the middle of a drag race, I want a result more exciting than the driver slowing down and trying to reattach that steering wheel.

Could you not have at least crashed into a wall?

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Experts debate over whether obesity is caused by nature or nurture.

Sometimes it's obviously both.

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Last October, Google announced what the world had previously only dreamed of: cars that drive themselves.

Well, yesterday, a writer for Mashable not only got a chance to ride in one, but he recorded the experience.

As the article points out:

"While [a Google rep] tells me he thinks we?ll see self-driving cars in the hands of consumers within our lifetimes, he notes that at this time, 'It?s really just a science project ? pushing the boundaries of what?s possible.'"

But knowing Google, there's plenty of reason to be skeptical…

Like you tell your car to take you to the grocery store, but instead it takes you to a place with lots of advertisements about groceries but doesn't actually sell any food.

…Or you ask it to drive you to meet your friends at the bar, but instead it autocompletes your trip straight to a strip club.

…Or you hop in your car late at night so you and your wife can get ice cream, but based on your previous driving history it takes you straight to the house of your mistress.

Thanks, Google car!

[via Mashable]

We received over a thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Domino.

If I had leukemia, I would wanna drive a car too before I died.
Thanks, Make-A-Wish Foundation!

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back Monday at 4 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

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One of the cutest ways to take your own life.

We received hundreds of comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Brian Key.

Typically golfers want to reduce their handicap.

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back Monday at 4 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSH to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

To be fair, the guy who drives that car is really handicap.

Where's the beef?

It's with the Burger King car.

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We dug through hundreds of comments looking for the best user submitted caption for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

This week's featured caption comes from one of our mobile users, Da truffle shuffle champ.

To enter our next Tosh.0 caption challenge using your phone, text COMEDY to 44686 and we'll send you the link. While there you can also sign up to get a text message whenever the latest caption challenge begins.

"They see me rollin'. They hatin'. They think I'm ridin' dirty."

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!