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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

I'm Fearin' It!

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 11, 2013 at 2:00PM

Relax. He just wants to make sure they gave you enough ketchup packets.

[via Break]

Now Go Back And Get Your GED!

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 26, 2012 at 6:00PM

A simple "more napkins please" would have sufficed.

[via I Am Bored]

Does Your Restaurant Accept Payment in Baby?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 1, 2012 at 10:00AM

"Take him and raise him to be the burger king!"

[via theduty]

Back Away from the Drive-Thru

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 13, 2012 at 10:00AM

"I don't see what the problem is?  I can still fit my arm through the window, can't I??"

[via IAB]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Drive-Thru

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 19, 2009 at 4:00PM

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We dug through hundreds of comments looking for the best user submitted caption for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

This week's featured caption comes from one of our mobile users, Da truffle shuffle champ.

To enter our next Tosh.0 caption challenge using your phone, text COMEDY to 44686 and we'll send you the link. While there you can also sign up to get a text message whenever the latest caption challenge begins.

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"They see me rollin'. They hatin'. They think I'm ridin' dirty."

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Drive-Thru

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 13, 2009 at 12:00PM

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Think you're funnier than Tosh.0?  Post your own joke about this picture in the comments.  Then check back Monday at 4pm when we'll post our favorite!

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The good news is she's saving money on gas.

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