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"I'm sorry, did you want a cherry limeade or my vagina? Because you can have both." -Sonic Employee

[via BWE]

I'm not going to say this parody of the movie "Drive" is actually better than the movie itself. But that's just because I always want to be on Ryan Gosling's good side.

[via AlexBlagg]

Can I get the number four combo with a Sprite? And an umbrella. It just started raining.

[via The Chive]

"Please don't do this to me again." -Your butt

[via Julia Segel]

Prankster Alki Stevens proves that holding your ice cream upside down can be endlessly funny.

This prank is so much better than the last one where everybody just laid down. Because this involves ice cream!

You can add ice cream to anything to make it better than before.

Cake? Meh. Cake and ice cream? Yeah!

A movie? Meh. A movie and ice cream? Yeah!

Prison? Meh. A prison with ice cream? I'll consider it!

[via BWE]

Look at that horse.

[via IHC]

Watch this woman go ballistic after being denied Nuggets at a McDonald's early in the morning on New Years Day.  Turns out they don't serve Chicken McNuggets at 6:30am.  Go figure.  It seems like a perfectly reasonable item to request as you're coming down from a PCP binge.

But make sure you keep watching all the way to the end.  The very end.  "Um, I don't want to cause a whole thing here, but I think you forgot my coffee."

Still, I understand where this woman is coming from.  Who hasn't put their fist through a window at the Taco Bell?  Bitches never give me enough hot sauce.  Mild sauce, my f*#@ing ass!!!!!  What the hell am I supposed to do with all this mild sauce!?

Here are more details, including a mugshot via The Smoking Gun.

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"They see me rollin'. They hatin'. They think I'm ridin' dirty."

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The good news is she's saving money on gas.