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I see Matt's BJ Champion, but I personally prefer a Clithero.

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This is how Tom Cruise shoots all of his movies. No seriously, it is.

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I think the second part is self-explanatory.

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Daniel puts 20 seconds on the clock at the expense of a horny baby.

Here is what I am going to do:

First, I am going to quote this article from the Associated Press almost in its entirety:

"A South Korean woman who earned a driver's license after 960 tries is ready to buy a car and get behind the wheel.

"Yonhap news agency reported Thursday that 69-year-old Cha Sa-soon passed the driving part of the test last month on her 10th try.  South Korea requires a written test first, and Cha took it nearly daily since April 2005 before passing last year."

And then I am going to let you leave any comment you want….

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We received over a thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Domino.

If I had leukemia, I would wanna drive a car too before I died.
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One of the cutest ways to take your own life.

Ha!

It's funny because one guy died and now you can have his job.

News feeds crack me up.

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