driving

Alright, you guys want excitement??

Well, don't travel down the wrong path.  There's nothing exciting about getting boozed up, hopping in your car and heading out to try and score some "flies."  There's nothing exciting about spending a night in the cage.  There's nothing exciting about having the police interrogate you under their hot lamps.

Best just get your kicks looking at this image of a drunk driving lizard.

That's all the excitement most normal people need for one day anyway.

[via Julia Segal, via Animals on Drugs]

They're going to have to rename Pinky and the Brain to something else.

[via Fork Party]

We received over a thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

This week's winning caption comes from one of our mobile users: Haharyne.

To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSHSMOM to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

I remember when I first heard Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" too.

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back Monday at 4 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

Last Friday, we showed you "New Wiper for Windscreen" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

Getting stuck at red lights makes me sick too.

The video above is called "New Wiper for Windscreen" but something tells me we can do better.

Think you got a funnier name for this video?  Let us know in the comments!  Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

Based on your votes, the winner of last week's Rename This Video was Josh Baker with his suggestion of "Tree-Bagged" by a solid 10% margin.  Congratulations, Josh, on realizing that "tree" rhymes with "tea!"

Daniel does hood rat stuff with Latarian Milton in the Comedy Central parking lot.

Want more redemption? Head over to our Web Redemptions category to catch all the redeeming moments you may have missed.

And don't forget to check in tomorrow at noon when we'll post the extended interview with the hoodrat kid to find out why it's so fun to do bad things.

It is a stereotype that women can't drive, but it is a fact that they can't parallel park.

Think you're funnier than Tosh.0? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

"They can keep me from driving,
but they can't keep me from using a partking spot!"

Remember how much you love progress bars on your computer, mocking you as you wait for content to download or programs to install?

Well, thankfully someone has invented a way to add this technology to the common traffic light, bringing that frustration to our roadways — an area where frustration is constantly in short supply.

Once implemented, here is what I believe the result may look like:

[via Neatorama]