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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Happy hump day! Who doesn't love butts.
• Autotune of the Charles Ramsay interview. The magic of the internet strikes again.
• How 10 porn stars lost their virginity. Shockingly not with the loves of their lives.
• Parkour fail compilation because FALLING! Classic.
• Tiger Woods got drunk at the Met Gala, thinks his eyes look totally sober.
• A 17-year-old invents program to keep Twitter from spoiling your favorite TV shows. How smart do you feel now?
• Don't do meth. Ever.
• Thief steals FOUR laptops by hiding them under cat food. Never. Trust. Cat people.
• 17 internet dating profiles that will make you stay single. So many sword references.
• And a big girl movin' it. Everything about this makes sense to me.

[photo via The Chive]

"By the way, whose kids are you and where am I?"

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Each week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

When given Adderall, the spider wrote a thirty page paper in under an hour, then dressed like a whore and went out for the night.

[via YouTube]

You know what the weekend's all about? Simulating hand jobs.

[via Unique Daily]

Same person that's home in the middle of the day.

[via After 12]

Idiot. Everyone knows Canola Oil is for partying.

[via The Chive]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Or is it a sign to start fishing?

Surely someone in prison will be able to teach him.

[via The HD]

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was Spelling Bee Kid (above)
• Daniel got creative with a pool cue
• We put 20 seconds on the clock for a chicken massage
• Daniel made a fishy PB&J
• We watched a bad drug mule in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel chatted with the guy behind the zombie prank
• And we blew some stuff up

We believe you.

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