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TOMORROW on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel flies Shrooms Guy to the most toxic place on Earth for a Web Intervention.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at 10!

Next Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel flies Tim and his MOOOOOOOM out to Hollywood for a Web Intervention.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at 10!

"Drugs?  Who said anything about drugs??  We're just your normal everyday 'accounting' firm.  And just like every other normal 'accounting' business, we felt the need to put a sign on our front window that said we don't keep drugs on the premises.  Because that's what normal 'accounting' firms do.  Accounting firms whose accountants are obviously not into drugs."

[via Izismile]

So Jack and Jill came back down the hill

And went to the movies instead

And there they saw a preview that made them wish they were dead

Adam Sandler made a film and the title was their name

It was even worse than the erection thing. You should have felt their shame

They needed something stronger, a quicker route to death

And that is the story of how Jack and Jill started taking meth

[via reddit]

Correction: Let's get f***ed up on every intoxicating substance on Earth first, then dance.

[via The High Definite]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Don't do drugs, Adam. Unless it's crystal meth. Apparently that stuff is pretty cool.

Meth. Just this once.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Jesus Christ, Sierra!  TURN YOUR CAPS LOCK OFF!  Back away from your computer!  Lay down on the couch!

I'm gonna get you some water.

Now while I'm gone, you might think Daniel Tosh has stabbed Kate Upton in the chest.  Don't trip out!  She's fine!  It's just a television show!

Look at you!  Your life is a mess!  First things first: I am confiscating your stash.  And then we're going to get you a respectable Twitter handle for God's sake!

(And then at some point after that, I will probably smoke your stash.)

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

What's it like to have the entire world know the size of your flaccid penis?  Daniel tries to find out in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.

Next Tuesday on an ALL-NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel goes on a magical adventure with the Naked Wizard.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesday at 10!

It's a less heartwarming tale when you read it in your rearview mirror.

[via Clearly Dope]