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The Sun Is A Hell Of A Drug

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 1, 2013 at 9:00PM

The bass and the acid just dropped.

[via Uber Humor]

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in the sky

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 8, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[photo via The Chive]

So Basically, Don't Do Drugs

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 8, 2013 at 3:00PM

"By the way, whose kids are you and where am I?"

[via CokedoutFairy]thumbdaddance

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Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 21, 2013 at 6:00PM

Each week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

When given Adderall, the spider wrote a thirty page paper in under an hour, then dressed like a whore and went out for the night.

[via YouTube]

I'll Be The Blonde, You Be The Brunette

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 8, 2013 at 4:00PM

You know what the weekend's all about? Simulating hand jobs.

[via Unique Daily]

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Friday

girls

hugs

music

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rage

rave

summer

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Who The Heck Is Ordering Dominos For Lunch?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 3, 2012 at 10:00AM

Same person that's home in the middle of the day.

[via After 12]

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420

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pasta

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