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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

This Person Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 19, 2013 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand… 

He also plays the bus and the cab!

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Insanee]

WTFriday

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 4, 2013 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via sqwakdotcom]

Hey So Does This School Have Any Teachers Or What?

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 12, 2012 at 5:00PM

"Wow, Jake, that was so good, we almost thought about sitting with you at lunch."

[via Viral Viral Videos]

Nirvana Makes for a Good Wake-Up Call

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 15, 2012 at 1:00PM

Now all they need is a kid who can play air bass and a kid who can shoot air heroin and they can start a Nirvana air tribute band.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

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You Think You Have Relationship Issues, Try Dating the Statue of Liberty

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 13, 2012 at 4:00PM

I don't care how slutty your girlfriend used to be, Lady Liberty's had more men inside her.

[via The Daily What]

Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 21, 2012 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "Miniature Drum Solo" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 16, 2012 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Miniature Drum Solo."  Finally, a Rename This Video for all of you who love to rock.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was John DiCarlo with his title, "Penn State holds auditions for it's new team mascot, the Pedo Panther."  It's funny because it makes light of the unfortunate events that have recently transpired at Penn State University.  Congratulations, John.

Drums Are His Drug

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 20, 2012 at 5:00PM

In addition, the story read that Lyday was shooting heroin when in fact he was shelling peanuts. The Sentinel regrets the terrorist attacks of 9/11. Whoops, sorry! How did that get in there?? We meant that The Sentinel regrets the error.

[via The DW]

Slap That Cat!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 17, 2011 at 10:00AM

FRIEND #1: What'd you do last night?

FRIEND #2: I beat up two pussies at the same time.  You?

FRIEND #1: I made a video for YouTube called "slap a cat!"

FRIEND #2: That sounds fun.

FRIEND #1: Wait, wasn't my wife at your house last night?

[via Say OMG]

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Amazing Rock Band Drummer

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 10, 2010 at 11:00AM

Typically, drummers are the ones in a rock band who get laid.  The more amazing you are at the drums, the more ladies you get!

Unfortunately, in the game Rock Band, it's the complete opposite.  I'm pretty sure to be able to play Rock Band drums like that you need to commit yourself to a life of celibacy.

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