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Rest In 40 Piece

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 15, 2014 at 8:00PM

This is almost as disheartening as passing out with a naked Kate Upton. Almost.

[via The Chive]

Slept Like A Baby

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 13, 2014 at 8:00PM

One of the rare times it would be a better idea to get deep dish slice instead of hand tossed.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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Thanks For The Heads Up

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 4, 2014 at 11:00AM

Telling a drunk guy where he can't pee is like feeding a gremlin after midnight.

[via LOL Snaps]

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Arr! You Fall Asleep With Your Shoes On

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 28, 2014 at 10:00AM

It's okay, my boyfriend makes the same face when I start to talk about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

[via Izismile]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 27, 2014 at 1:00PM

Neither steel bars, nor clothing, nor liver failure pose any obstacle to the unstoppable force that is love.

[via HuffPo Weird]