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We Got You Good

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 12, 2014 at 5:00PM

Sure it was awkward when they realized he'd actually died of alcohol poisoning, but their hearts were in the right place.

[via Acid Cow]

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He Looks So Peeceful (I'm Sorry)

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 21, 2014 at 9:00PM

From the new Cirque du Soleil show "Le Shit Facéd!"

[via Unique Daily]

Seems Like A Safe Place To Be Drunk

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 20, 2014 at 8:00PM

Oh fun, he gets to relive this whole night again when he cleans the gutters this spring.

[via The Chive]

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Look Daddy You're Rainbow Brite

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 18, 2014 at 12:00PM

Remind me to never be the first one to pass out at a princess tea party.

[via Uber Humor]

Her Planking Is A Bit Rusty

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 15, 2014 at 9:00PM

2011 called it wants its Internet fad back in exchange for your fingers.

[via Fail Blog]

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Vote For The Year's Most Awesome Tattoo!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 20, 2013 at 10:00AM

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Most Awesome Tattoo

The rumors are true! It's time to vote in this year's Tosh Blog Awards.

We've had some great ink in 2013, from dick scorpions to requests for anal. And the great thing about tattoos is that this year may be coming to a close, but these guys will have their glorious artwork for the rest of their lives. Almost brings a tear to my eye.

So which tat takes the cake? That's where you come in. Vote now!

The nominees are:

Check back on December 26th and 27th to see who won!