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Not For Use With Sack

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 22, 2014 at 1:00PM

Technically speaking, my pubes are my hair, so….

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Things Must Be Going Well

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 24, 2013 at 8:00PM

Women say the only complaint they have about dating me is the amount of times they have to dry their vagina during dinner.

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Gametime Conditions Are A Bit Dry

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 18, 2013 at 1:00PM

Turns out the sweet taste of victory is grass and topsoil.

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celebration

dental work

dry

faceplant

football

goal

grass

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Smokin' That Sticky Icky, Marco Rubio?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 13, 2013 at 2:00PM

My rebuttal to your rebuttal: water.

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dry

live

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msn

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