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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• White Will Smith. What the WHAT.
• Meanwhile, At McDonalds… People are disgusting human beings.
• The Dress Drake App is exactly what you'd expect. You dress Drake.
• A guy tries to break a car window with his head. Nope.
• How old is Jay-Z? Well he's from the 19th century, if that answers your question.
• Girls love mirrors. Guys love girls' bodies. Here are girl's bodies in mirrors.
• Ryan Gosling not eating his cereal, because it's Friday and I dare you not to smile at this.
• This parakeet's got a lot to say. Weird that he's never heard the phrase, "shut the fuck up".
• Is this the dumbest tweet ever? Thanks, Dwight Howard.
• 25 best pro wrestling glamour shots. Feathers and glitter and shit.
• And a bonus link! The excuse generator. I swear it wasn't my fault, the ghost of Hitler came on me.

"Buy a WHAT?!" -these people on Wheel of Fortune

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This isn't the first time she's mistaken the back for the front. If you know what I mean. 

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Today's lesson? Cops. Hate. Wedgies.

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Don't get too excited yet, buddy. It may just be laundry day.

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But if you do, make sure you have manboobs to break your fall.

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Thankfully, no one in this town waters their lawn.

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"Boy do I hope my baby never learns to walk."

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My New Year's Resolution: stop eating clam chowder at the tanning salon.

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Is it just me, or are all swimmers stoners?

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