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Order Number 84 For Life

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 28, 2014 at 8:00PM

Thankfully his friends didn't make him get a CVS receipt tattoo because it would have taken up the entire length of his body.

[via Uber Humor]

This Is A Real Commercial

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 25, 2014 at 4:00PM

Barack, I think this bitch's gonna cut off your junk. Ha I'm kidding she'll be too busy fighting the gays.

[via Barstool]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 6, 2014 at 1:00PM

Symptoms include itchy, red semicolons and a burning sensation when you control alt delete.

[via Time]

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I Want A Barner 2012 Bumper Sticker

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 5, 2014 at 2:00PM

There are some things that scare me even more about our future, Gemma.

[via Twitter]

Hot Selfie

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 22, 2014 at 6:00PM

Previewed this in each Instagram filter and he/she looks like a complete dumb shit in every single one of them.

[via The Chive]