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So if Chelsea has four bananas and you take one away, how long does this marriage last?

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In his defense, who could turn down the opportunity to work in a sex shop?  You get to serve society's finest group of people: creeps.

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Rebekah Speights, the woman who discovered the McNugget, said, "I looked down at the McNugget and just started laughing.  I saw this portrait of George Washington staring back at me."

See, you're not the only one who goes to McDonald's high as fuck.

[via BuzzFeed / Sioux City Journal]

Of course not! Silly girl. This is how it works. They play the Super Bowl first in Australia. Then the players fly back to the U.S. and play it again, reenacting what they did the first time. But since the time change goes the other way we actually end up watching them play at the exact same time.

So, no. The other side of the world doesn't know first.

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In fairness, I don't know half of these answers either. You think I've actually sat down and counted how many stars are on the flag? What am I? Rain Man??

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Gawker has proclaimed that 'breading' cats is a "Hot New Internet Meme."

Ask anyone from China: breaded dog tastes better.

[via Gawker]

Celebrating the best (and worst) of the Tosh.0 blog in 2011.

Not only did I molest your ears with this music and your eyes with these nipples, I also called what is clearly a recorder a flute. And so this Flute Tribute To Sting wins as my worst post of 2011.

I've got pages and pages of honorable mentions. Banana driving a car, Antoine Dodson dancing topless for four minutes, this guy yelling at trucks, our in-depth look at the size of Cee-Lo Green's hands, and most of what I posted this past month came close to nabbing the top spot.

Imagine if your work was permanently published online. There would be some regrettable moments.

But, hey, I did save you guys from this! So overall I'd say the year was a success.

Movies seem to have gotten dumber and dumber ever since that movie Dumb & Dumber.

Fitting then that the makers of that film — The Farrelly brothers — appear to be staging an all out assault on our sensibilities with their latest outing, The Three Stooges.

The trailer above hit the Internet today.

If you make it past the iPhone joke — which someone decided was strong enough to lead the entire trailer with — let me assure you that, yes, that is Kate Upton of Tosh.0 fame playing a nun in a revealing swimsuit and, obviously, a Snooki cameo.

Something makes me think Moe, Larry and Curly are rolling over in their graves.  As well as Shemp.  And Joe.  And the other Curly.

So many dead Stooges…

[via The Daily What]

That bird might LOOK like an idiot, but at least he doesn't SOUND like an idiot.

Dude, maybe the bird is just trying to get a workout?  There aren't many treadmills in the wild.  But YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT THOUGH!

[via Stuff I Stole from the Internet]