Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A kid puked on the podium at a speech competition. So eloquent.
- Chinese woman has been wearing her wedding dress for 10 years.
- Animals dunking basketballs. You're welcome.
- A scary moving ceiling that I don't totally understand.
- Things I want. And you want.
- Jon Hamm losing a dating show when he was 26. Cringe-y.
- Bad ideas for the weekend, like, hot girls.
- 50 bizarre state laws. I can have a funny mustache if I want to!!
- Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen's bromance, in photos.
- And 5 super awkward Sex Ed videos. Yikes.
[still via Deadspin]