Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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Has your life hit a new low?
If you're spending a lot of time sitting at home watching DVDs you rented from Netflix, it might be a good idea to get out of the house. But if you're using the envelopes from those Netflix movies to wallpaper your laundry room, it might be a good idea to see a psychiatrist.
According to Hacking Netflix (don't pick such a broad topic next time, guys!), a woman named Kim "saved the at-home dvd envelope flaps and started wallpapering my laundry room with them. I have completed two walls and 1/2 the ceiling and have no plans to stop until the entire room is red. (I always wanted a red room)."
Red room?! Haven't you seen The Shining! That's backwards for MURDER! I told you this person was a psycho!
Also, judging by the photo above, she's using the term "wallpapering" pretty loosely. Usually you don't hang wallpaper all willy-nilly with no decernable pattern. Typically you stick with a design.
This "wallpaper" job looks more like the way you use old newspapers to cover up your dog's mess.
What's hiding behind all those envelopes anyway?
Oh, that's right… An emptiness in your heart that can never be filled. Go rent Titanic one more time.
[via Urlesque]
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