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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

Ears: Nature's Cupholders

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 5, 2012 at 5:00PM

Is that a soda can in your ear, or are you just happy to be permanently unemployed?

[Via Epic Fail]

Get Whatever Tattoo Makes You Happy

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 26, 2011 at 4:00PM

"I want a badass tattoo that says 'COOL DOWN BITCH.'  Or better yet, if you could do some sort of picture that gets the same idea across…"

[via The Clearly Dope]

The Cat That Hates Nickelback

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 29, 2010 at 11:00AM

What do you get when you cross a Japanese video of a cat covering his ears with a Nickelback song?

You get the cat that hates Nickelback.

Personally, I would have used that new Good Charlotte song, but what do I know…

[via BuzzFeed]

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Celebs with Ears Instead of Eyes

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | July 8, 2009 at 1:00PM

Freaking News, a photoshopping website, held a contest called "All Ears."Users stitched ears into famous peoples' eye sockets. There were 50 entries, but here are some highlights:

Zachary Quinto This is the guy who plays Spock in the new Star Trekmovie.

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Steve Jobs When you think about it, "earPod" makes more sense, doesn't it?

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