eat

"Is Orange Juice meeting us down there?"

"Yep. And Yogurt Parfait."

[via Izismile]

He forgot "do the Master Cleanse every 2-3 months."

[via Poorly Dressed]

"I know he said no photos, but I can be sly about it."

[via The Chive]

Guys, it's not that big of a deal. It has much less of a flavor than human hair.

[via Barstool]

And it smells like baby poo.

[via Acid Cow]

Thanks… But I'm gonna eat at Boston Market instead.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: John Moore/Staff/Getty Images]

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the Girl Scout Thieves (above)
• We watched a bad bike jump
• A sexy Asian took a mud dive
• A dude flailed around naked in this week's Video Breakdown
• We showed you highlights from the Bottomless Basketball League
• And Daniel fed his staff dog food.

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the Blackface Kid (above)
• Daniel revealed the new fall wardrobe
• A dog and a pig got freaky
• Daniel showed us his minibike built for two
• We watched an ape eat some poop and share it in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel put his staff through preseason training in this UNCUT version of Tosh.0 Hard Knocks!
• And Daniel picked his favorite Instagram photo

That's just what happens if you let the confederate flag touch the ground.

[via The Chive]

Our good friend Shoenice, who you might remember from chugging a bottle of vodka, is back.  This time he chugs six raw eggs with the shells.

It seems like it went down pretty easy.

Not sure it's going to come out that way.

[via VVV]