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HURRY! ONE OF A KIND!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 8, 2012 at 4:00PM

If you're thinking you don't need a squirrel-cowboy riding the shit out of a rattlesnake, you are wrong, my friend.

This angle proves my point.

Plus, aren't you kinda sad that you missed out on the mummified cat slam dunking a mummified bird?

[via Blame It On The Voices]

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The Most Appropriate Time To 'Buy It Now' Ever

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 28, 2012 at 10:00AM

A mummified cat slam dunking a mummified bird?! Or as I like to call it, "watching the Spurs play."

[via Picture Is Unrelated]

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Hey, Do You Want To Bid On A McDonald's Chicken McNugget That Looks Like Death?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 13, 2012 at 4:00PM

Wow! That does look like death! And by "death", I mean "a McDonald's chicken nugget". Let's take a closer look!

AHHH!! Get that zombie death nugget away from me!

If I wanted to see super scary corpses limping around in tattered clothes, I'd just go to McDonald's.

[eBay via Consumerist]

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Who Wants A Dried Piece Of Glue That Looks Like Homer Simpson?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 27, 2012 at 3:00PM

For just $235,000 you could own a dried piece of glue that seller Christopher Herbert describes as the 'missing piece' in any Simpsons fan's collection.

"Doh!" -You, when your girlfriend cleans your apartment and mistakes your one-of-a-kind collector's item for an old blob of Elmer's.

[via Buzzfeed]

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You Still Have Over a Day Left to Buy This 'Real Fart in a Jar' on eBay

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 6, 2012 at 10:00AM

As the seller explains:

"I have been doing research on the best ways to fart in a container and have the smell be just as potent as a fresh fart. So not to give you all my details it starts in the tub. That way I am able to capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air….  (I have tested farts up to two weeks and they are still 100% potent as the first fart.)"

This girl is such an idiot.

Think long term!  You don't want to be farting in jar after jar for the rest of your life.  But if you wrote a book on fart preservation, you could earn residuals off that one book for years to come.

Give a man a rotten fish and he smells for a day.  Teach a man to rot fish and he smells for a lifetime.

[via @JeffStevens199]

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