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A mummified cat slam dunking a mummified bird?! Or as I like to call it, "watching the Spurs play."
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For just $235,000 you could own a dried piece of glue that seller Christopher Herbert describes as the 'missing piece' in any Simpsons fan's collection.
"Doh!" -You, when your girlfriend cleans your apartment and mistakes your one-of-a-kind collector's item for an old blob of Elmer's.
As the seller explains:
"I have been doing research on the best ways to fart in a container and have the smell be just as potent as a fresh fart. So not to give you all my details it starts in the tub. That way I am able to capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air…. (I have tested farts up to two weeks and they are still 100% potent as the first fart.)"
This girl is such an idiot.
Think long term! You don't want to be farting in jar after jar for the rest of your life. But if you wrote a book on fart preservation, you could earn residuals off that one book for years to come.
Give a man a rotten fish and he smells for a day. Teach a man to rot fish and he smells for a lifetime.