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So You're A Professional Photo Editor?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 12, 2013 at 2:00PM

I hope she sits next to me on my flight home this Christmas. I ALWAYS forget my neck pillow.

[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]

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Brad Pitt Just Keeps Getting Hit By Cars

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 11, 2011 at 3:00PM

Jennifer Aniston counts the cars in this to fall asleep.

[via Videogum]

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Tom Cruise Gets A Letter From His Australian Cousin

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 2, 2011 at 2:00PM

Times are hard for Tom Cruise what with the gay rumors and the scientology thing and the fact that his last film co-starred Cameron Diaz and is only watched by unwilling airplane passengers. But he's a strong man. He's Tom Cruise! Nothing slows his stride.

Except for his cousin Geff.

Warning: this scene is emotionally graphic and may cause blobs of water to come out yer eyes.

[via The High Def]

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How To Crash Wikipedia

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 6, 2010 at 11:00AM

Mashable reports that on the 4th of July, Wikipedia — "the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit" — went down for a number of hours.

There's been a lot of speculation about how this happened, but I think I've stumbled up on the answer.

Someone edited the entry for "Wikipedia" on Wikipedia to read like this:

Wikipedia is NOT a free,[3] web-based, collaborative, multilingual encyclopedia project supported by the non-profit Wikimedia Foundation.

Unable to process the definition of itself, the site immediately crashed.

A similar incident happened in 2005 when a prankster changed the site's entry to read "Wikipedia is my balls," and the entire site became replaced with an image of my balls.

That time it wasn't reported that the site had "gone down."  Instead, it had "been sacked."

100 Greatest Movie Insults Of All Time: Not That Great

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 1, 2010 at 3:00PM

Someone has cut together the 100 "greatest" movie insults of all time. The compilation is a bit underwhelming so Mike and I are making our own insult list.

Listen buddy, you're not the only one who can compile shit together. 100 is not that many. So you sat down at your computer and edited together other people's insults? Big deal. We write our own insults at Tosh.0. And we can also count to 100.

100 Insults About The 100 Greatest Insults Montage

  1. YOU CALL THAT AN EDIT??
  2. CUTTING FROM 3 AMIGOS TO CLOCKWORK ORANGE? THAT'S LIKE CUTTING FROM MY LEFT BALL TO MY RIGHT BALL!
  3. DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD GREATEST?

Well, that's as far as we got. Maybe you guys can throw a few insults in the comment section so we can round out our list. Almost every comment we get on the blog is degrading and offensive, so it should be easy enough.