"From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship," Pearl remembers happily. "For the first time in years I felt sexually alive."
WHAAAAAAAT THE F********************K!?!?!?!?
She's 72, he's 26. She is his biological grandmother. They met for the first time in 2006. After two weeks of knowing each other Pearl called Phil, her grandson, into her bedroom. She kissed him. He kissed her (his grandmother) back.
Now, they (grandmother and grandchild) live together and have hired a surrogate mother to carry their child.
Don't worry, Phil and Pearl make love "three times a week". Pearl just can't conceive a child BECAUSE SHE'S SEVENTY TWO YEARS OLD! And did I mention she is his grandmother?
I encourage you to continue going about your day as if you don't live in a world where this news story exists.
Go ahead. Get back to work, people. Nothing to see here. Just a little incestuous cradle-robbing. Carry on. And don't forget to call Grandma when you get off work. She wants to know WHICH LINGERIE YOU PREFER.
[via I Am Bored]