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You're welcome.

[via Izismile]

"Hey look, there's even a little gnome on the back!"

[via UberHumor]

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• No Pants Restaurant Fight
• Pass the Egg (above)
• Mean Lil' Black Girls
• Swollen Face
• Fetal Heart Rate Rap
• Street Drums with Dad
• Music Store
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Responsible Black Friend
• Cop Frisk Fail
• Web Redemption raw clip: Bad Breakdancer
• Kevin Everett Recovery
• Watermelon Eating Contest
• 365Black.com

This free range egg is a cocky little bastard for rubbing it in your face like that. But it must be easy for him.

No one is going to turn down breakfast in bed.

Hey-o! Egg joke!

[via Burbia]

Is it too late for breakfast? I hope not. Because I just bought an Egg Cuber and I want to use it!

Why would anyone want a square egg? Umm, hello. You can stack your hard-boiled eggs on your plate like blocks. You can spell words with your eggs. Your eggs will stop rolling right off the table. You can put your hard-boiled eggs into your drinks and pretend they're ice cubes.

Do you want me to keep going? Because I can. You can use your eggs as dice. Your eggs will be able to stand on all six sides. You can take your eggs to work and make them a paperweight.

I think you get the picture. It's a cubed egg and it can do everything. It's like an iPhone ? except it's an egg.

[via Boing Boing]

Redditors are going crazy over the above McDonald's menu item (I can't tell whether its a burger or some sort of breakfast sandwich on steroids) that is only available in Japan.

The Japanese call it the "F*ck You, America!"

Appetizing or disgusting?  What do you think?