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This free range egg is a cocky little bastard for rubbing it in your face like that. But it must be easy for him.
No one is going to turn down breakfast in bed.
Hey-o! Egg joke!
Is it too late for breakfast? I hope not. Because I just bought an Egg Cuber and I want to use it!
Why would anyone want a square egg? Umm, hello. You can stack your hard-boiled eggs on your plate like blocks. You can spell words with your eggs. Your eggs will stop rolling right off the table. You can put your hard-boiled eggs into your drinks and pretend they're ice cubes.
Do you want me to keep going? Because I can. You can use your eggs as dice. Your eggs will be able to stand on all six sides. You can take your eggs to work and make them a paperweight.
I think you get the picture. It's a cubed egg and it can do everything. It's like an iPhone ?†except it's an egg.
[via Boing Boing]
Redditors are going crazy over the above McDonald's menu item (I can't tell whether its a burger or some sort of breakfast sandwich on steroids) that is only available in Japan.
The Japanese call it the "F*ck You, America!"
Appetizing or disgusting?† What do you think?
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