elderly

Back in my day, we respected our elderly ninjas.

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Now grandma can cross "Ruin our game of beer pong" off her bucket list.

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Twelve men of the First Parish in Framingham, ages 64 to 87, make up the Celebration 2012 Calendar.

Unfortunately we missed the calendar signing last Sunday. But you can still buy your copy here. You know, for your grandma.

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"Stop being such a drama queen.  Going to a nursing home isn't THAT bad.  They have shuffleboard there."

You can read her story here.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

We love her too.

Tosh.0 + Grandma R. 4EVA!!!

"Grandma, I know it's a sore subject, but don't make me pull the plug on you a second time."

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How do I adopt them? Seriously. Get me the paperwork.

Gramps has interpretive dancing down to a science. And hello Grandma Ruth with the props!

Step aside, Romeo and Juliet, Rhett and Scarlet, Homer and Marge. There's a new couple in town. And they've got a lighter.

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"I thought about doing ninja stuff to him but I thought, no, he's faster than I am. So I more or less just sat there on the lid."

If that's not a quote for the books then I don't know a fucking thing about the books.

Get Jaclyn in the books! You can file her next to Antoine Dodson in the section titled "Awesome".

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We received hundreds of comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Kimmie.

"I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy."

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back Monday at 4 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

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Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

"And that's how I got NBC to greenlight The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."