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Whoa: a dog with his own driver? You've got my vote!

[via The Clearly Dope]

I can't believe it! This bitch just killed Big Bird!

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Not tonight. Election hype. 'Bout to eat a pear though 'cause that shit's ripe.

Sure, I'll vote, but someone has to die.

[via Happy Place]

This dressing room sucks compared to the one at Victoria's Secret.

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Then how am I going to get him to stop rapping?

[via I Am Bored]

Maybe if Barack's name was actually Bronco, he'd get more of the Southern vote.

[via I Heart Chaos]

Sign will have to do for now.

[via Imgur]

Fun fact: These are slightly smaller than the average American's underpants.

[via me! I took this pic!]