elementary school

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There is nothing that bonds a 5th grader and his teacher (besides a mutual love of Twilight) quite like surprise trust falls.

Piper, (or should I call you Miss Smith?), we're so happy the art of surprise trust falling had made it into elementary schools. And we take full credit for having introduced this fun extracurricular activity into the lives of our country's children.

But when your students start cooter kicking you, don't blame us. And if they yell, "Wham bam, right in the clam!" during recess? Just know, Miss Smith, we had nothing to do with it.

For the children!

Umm…really?

When I was in elementary school, one of my friends had to turn down the role of Ariel in our school's production of The Little Mermaid because her mom thought the bikini top was revealing and inappropriate. That's how I got the part. Being second best and having a cool mom is a lot better than being first best and not having a cool mom. Remember that, kids.

Anyway. "You do coke and kill people." That's appropriate for a 9 year-old. And guns? Who doesn't want to play with guns at school?

I guess I'm appalled at this video. I can't decide because I'm also a bit jealous that I didn't get to play Elvira Hancock in my school play. Ariel just seems so juvenile now looking back.

"Lesson number two: Don't get high on your own supply." Man, I would have been fudging awesome in that role.

Oh, yes! A relationship question. Here are the deets:

hi

one of my friend has loved a girl when he was in his 7 class ( i know that this sounds stupid but it really turned in a big problem to him now)……..he proposed her in his 7 class and she dint accept it…so he stopped talking to her and did not disturb her later on…..

but now, we have completed our 10 class and that girl her self has came and proposed my friend….he is in a dilemma to accept it or not……..he loves her even now but…….he is in another country now (usa)…..

do u think he should love her….?? if yes….will they be together again in future.. i mean my friend is not sure of when again he will come India again….plz help

its a matter of life……….

Please, add your answers in the comments below. You heard him: "please be serious to this!!?"

And, there are plenty more Stupid Questions where that came from.

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